I was on scenic Cape Ann yesterday, on what may have been the nicest and most photogenic days of the entire summer, yet this is the only photo I took all day:

I was there to run a 25K road race and, while I finished fifth from last, I still take my running seriously enough that I’m not going to be the jack ass taking photos throughout the race. I planned on driving the course and taking some post-race but was low on gas and didn’t have batteries for my camera, so I scrapped that plan and headed home to shower.
Where I realized I was going to need copious amounts of baby powder to fix the fact that I made the mistake of running 15.5 miles without applying Body Glide. And this is what my bath mat looked like after said baby powder application.