MySpace Morons
April 10, 2008 | 5:46 am

“I iz guna b votN repUblikaN dis elektion cUz obaMa b uh fraUd. dat dur neRd b uH wanNba OG GanGsTa, he nahT no waT eet B lyke awn da streeTz lYke mi n mI BOiz duz. He b Uh ImposTa n b Uh disGraCe 2 uz blaK peePz evreewhurâ€
Yeah dude. See more MySpace morons flashing $20s and $10s and the occassional firearm, all claiming to make $250,000 per year with barely a high school education.
I haven’t had this much fun since I discovered Midget Mac.
Anna wrote:
April 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm
This is the kind of guy that makes me contemplate an arranged marriage.
Christine/cgrrrl wrote:
April 10, 2008 at 5:34 pm
dude. you are too funny. Seriously, how DO you find this stuff? Or more importantly where do you find the TIME to find this stuff, in between rising at 4 a.m. to write financial news, walking the dog, teaching undergrads, researching criminals, training for a marathon, and writing, writing and more writing? I get tired just reading about your life! Loved your Gary Zerola piece, by the way. Especially the ending. Well done.